Monday, September 25

one million pinata car hijinks in manhattan

so...the best part of the parade was right when the parade was ending

having reached the end of the allotted blocked off soho parade streets, we had nowhere to put our vehicle. so we took it to the real streets, merging with traffic, obeying lights, getting honks from cabs - it was like pinnochio becoming a real live boy - our pinata boy car on casters became a steel man of real tires.

to act like a real car we exhausted ourselves running full tilt in our suits on a busy big street. you should see the video footage, it looks like we stole it from the beastie boys. we turned back into the smaller soho cobble streets and wove through traffic until we got to the get-away-truck. after a quick gatorade, we turned into the A-team.

we drove the car to the east village and circled around til we found a parking spot on 1st avenue and 7th street. in about 30 seconds we broke the car out of the back

and parallel parked it

and ran away to the exclusive deitch parade party at love club

having no interest in the free beer nor the five dollar waters we danced until we got the party started and dehydrated ourselves. and returned to our parked pinata for a check-up, photo shoot, and goodbyes. she was getting quite a lot of love and attention from the locals

but i'm sure we loved her more

jimmy left his baby in the east village where it survived a couple of days

and flew home to chicago where he gets to do it all over again for yet another pinata car show.

Friday, September 22

one million parade performers

As promised, a couple of weeks ago i joined the Deitch Projects Art Parade in SoHo thanks to Jimmy Peterson's project, a lifesize 1991 white Ford Mustang pinata.

Us
Andy, Jimmy, me, Seth

the genius behind the pinata conceptualization and creation

Andy looked the most FBI

and Seth looked the most rockstar



Them

that's right, i'm teasing you with mere glimpses of the ford mustang pinata...until next post...or your next visit to flickr.







fischerspooner

















i'm really just stalling until i get seth's photos of the event...you'll see

one million lockers

Locker 50-B, VCU Fine Arts Building, Third Floor

the most recent show i was in, "How Do". this year our locker gallery is showing once a month with nice opening receptions in the hallway. although the wood floor may have fooled you, those are not giant lego flags (peter baldes), this is a fourteen inch high locker and that is my first try of some soap and styrofoam ideas i've been fleshing out. after several trips to grocery store hygiene aisles this last two weeks i have amassed a lifetime's supply of Ivory and steeped my studio in fresh scented Jergens. in other words i have some more to post soon of this series. but first, the parade!

Tuesday, August 22

one million new links to friend art

Chris Purdie

Brian Thibodeau


i'm slowly finding even more of my friend's websites. the fact that these two seem to go so well together is completely circumstantial.

Tuesday, August 15

one million chairs



a page from the current sketchbook (in response to Brian commenting on the last post with the name of 'stackingchairs'). it was nice to see some startrek next generation again too...Plasticized Tritanium!

Friday, August 11

one million new blogs

Chris Coy is a genius that i know

he made this for semi-permanent (australian art zine)
he is also now blogging-------------------------------------------------->

one million parades



come to nyc and watch for me helping jimmy peterson with his ford mustang pinata float.
and make sure to check out the deitch projects link in the title for a little entertainment.

Sunday, August 6

one million floortapedstripe paintings


Jim Lambie was here. We were there Friday.



Dear Hirshhorn,
How are you consistently so good to me? Thank-you for the Gober butter last year, the Ron Mueck giant in 2002, and for the Juliao Sarmentos when i first found you in 1999 as an eager an innocent youngster...and for the great time again just now. love, j a r e d.

thats my Burger King Starwars watch, the Luke/storm trooper edition. it served me well in this strange land without time or space.

Lauren Clay!

this hovering glitter laden eyelash form was suspended by two skinny belts and excited Aaron to no end.



Martin Puryear!

the Hirshhorn basement featured John Baldessari as curator showing things that interested him from the collection. There was an Anish Kapoor that seriously freaked us out - it was like a black hole and a sphere simultaneously in real space. Lauren got scared, Aaron got titillated, and i was hypnotized - sucked toward it like a zombie toward living flesh. after experiencing the inexperiencible i am prepared to give Anish the MacArthur Genius Award - at least he deserves it over whats her face that makes the complex technical paintings on vellum...oh yeah: Julie Mehretu.
there was also a great Anselm Kiefer show that we weren't allowed to take photos of and a meh Baldessari show that there was no point to take photos of upstairs.



and now the real reason for our d.c. trip: Joe McSpadden!


eat your heart out, Cassian. actually, it was so uncomfortable that you may not have enjoyed the opening despite your love of the McSpaddens.

the sweatband isn't any longer for show as it was in the Lambie room - it was a million degrees hot.

Aaron and Joe love each other like twins. i'm so glad they didn't dress exactly the same on purpose - that would have completely ruined the moment.



take us home tonight, mr. metro

thanks for the photos Lauren and Aaron!

Saturday, August 5

one million near deaths in famous waters


Brooke was a sweetheart during most of "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Across North America 2006!", but something about the falls brought out her meanie pants. maybe it was because we were on the canadian side...







Spiraling into the Jetty.


i can't take myself anywhere.

one million earth art portraits


one year ago today the Spiral Jetty looked like something out of Starwars V.




these are examples of what the Jetty looks like with artist boys standing on/in it

Chris Coy

Ruel Brown

Allan Ludwig

Gian Pierotti

Karate Kids I

there are snakes in them there desert hills

so make sure to use the buddy system and keep well hydrated


The Spiral Jetty comes with my highest recommendation : you will discover directions in the title's link and should go see it this month before school. If i ever figure out how to blog video you shall witness some more of our jetty adventures later... talk about the perfect weekend adventure right before leaving Utah to move to artschool.

Tuesday, August 1

one million studios

a year ago today i had spiderman powers

and a large studio.


too bad i squandered both gifts.